Dead People In Lake Zurich

Anyone who make a joke about this is going straight to hell. Or the bottom of the lake:



Suicide clinic Dignitas is facing questions after divers found at least 50 urns containing human remains dumped in Lake Zurich.
The urns bore the logo of the cremation authority where the controversial clinic is based, said police.
Former employee Soraya Wernli claimed about 300 urns were in the lake, with some allegedly dumped by the clinic’s founder, Ludwig Minelli.

A recovery operation is now under way, said police, who initially called in divers to look for a sun cover that had blown off one of their boats.

It is not yet clear if British ‘suicide tourists’ are among the remains recovered.

Unauthorised lake burials can carry a three-year jail term and a fine of £30,000 per case.

In 2008, two Dignitas staff were caught trying to pour the ashes of 20 dead into Lake Zurich and there were reports of Britons being among dumped remains in Lake Geneva.

Mayor Max Baumgartner said the latest discovery suggested ‘systematic dumping’. Mr Minelli refused to comment last night.

Brian, I wouldn't dream of making a joke about this, but I would like to ask you directly how you came up with this information. I have a theory, I bet you were looking up characteristics of Lake Zurich and came across this information. I wouldn't necessarily say you were looking up the depth of the lake or anything, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were looking up details of lake currents or maybe you typed something like 'What side of the Lake should one swim at to avoid currents'. I call on you to divulge to the people of Wateford how you came across this information :-)